Rambling Around Town: Vegans, Vegetarians, & Spraypaint

I've never been one to take kindly to having someone else's beliefs shoved down my throat. I'm not here to be a hater, but all of you carnivores have known a vegan or vegetarian that you've wanted to feed a knuckle sandwich because they have a tiny temple built of soy beef jerky that they make you bow down to every time you go to visit them. They gasp at the sight of meat. Come on, you've heard it.

I'm a meat eater. I don't obsess about it, but I eat it. Vegheads obsess. Completely. Just relax a little. I know all that fiber probably makes your butthole crampy, but just leave me out of it. You do your thing and I'll do mine. It's fine for you to let me know that you are vegan/vegetarian so I don't buy you Omaha Steaks for Christmas, but after that, just give me a break.

So, why Vegans, Vegetarians, & Spraypaint? Well, I put taggers in about the same level on my annoyance scale as the first two. First of all, if you do have talent, good for you, don't ruin someone else's property to show it. Second, if you really, really feel like you can't live another moment without ruining someone's property, could you please, please, please make sure that those of us forced to peer upon your crafty creations will "get" your message?

Recently, I was driving down a back street in Kansas City, Missouri and was stunned to find this:

I nearly drove off the road when I saw this. Is there a rogue vegan trying to spread the word through spraypaint? I really must know.