Saturday, September 1, 2012

Past Rambling: August 2006


I spent all my $ on booze & now I'm grounded

Sad. Do you know how bored I have been today?  I knew if I left the house I would go shopping & that is bad cuz NO TENGO MUCHO DINERO.  oooh, but there are sooo many things I want right now -- new toys.  I've got that itch.  Not the same itch as from that new shower gel I tried today.  That is a whole other unfortunate topic.  I knew I should've never showered today (ha).

I just wanna go to the mall.  I never wanna go to the mall.  There is that cute boy there, mmm Casey -- how I love thee.  It's 10 pm; it's closed.  Plus, my car hates me & is scary to drive & I don't want to spend money to get it worked on & besides that takes planning.  I wish Mat would just come steal it out of my driveway & fix it when I wasn't looking.  I would pay extra for that.  (HINT).  It doesn't even have to be Mat.  You don't even have to fix it.  Just come steal the fucker & put it somewhere that no one will ever find it & then I can get a pretty new one.

I ended up watching Sabado Gigante.  I don't speak Spanish.  I know you may be surprised since I seem so fluent, but when I say I WATCHED Sabado Gigante, that's what I mean. Then I realized it is 3 freakin hours long. Yeah, I'm not that bored.

So I cooked breakfast at noon.  Didn't like it.  Threw it away.  Then I cooked lunch at 3.  Didn't like it.  Threw it away.  Made a salad for supper like 20 minutes ago - don't want it.  Tastes funny.  Called for pizza but the telephone number is disconnected & I was too mad to look for another number.  Pizza costs $ anyway.  I spent too much $ last night.

I can't go outside cuz my neighbors are whack and bother me & earlier when I did go outside I accidentally ate a bug so that was no fun.  Now it is dark & dark is scary.  Besides, what would I do go sit in the dark & stare at the cars driving by?

So, I'm just sitting here *scratch*-*scratching* where the stupid Avon Cherry Shower Gel is making me all itchy.  I can't go to sleep.  I slept like 17 fucking hours already.

I need a sugar daddy.  Ew nah, I'll just be bored.  No sugar daddies.

My HOROSCOPE said this was a 5-star day.  Stupid piece of shit.

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